This is a picture I did not take of an elderly man walking down King Street, leaning into the wind and huddling out of the drizzle in vain under a tiny, red, children’s ladybug-shaped umbrella.
This is a picture I did not take of two little girls holding open a birthday card that plays the Hamster Dance, spinning and bopping around the living room in perfect imitations of the original internet-based dancing hamsters, even though they’d never seen the website and it is much, much older than they are.
This is also a picture I did not take of my brother, walking down the yard towards the bush, in his left hand a .22 rifle, and on the right holding hands with his two-year-old daughter, in blonde pigtails and a pink sundress.
People of Walmart ain’t got nothin’ on us. 🙂