It’s July. You were aware of this, yes?
Just checking, seeing as, when I was there this evening, there was a large and prominently displayed mountain of Hallowe’en candy available for purchase.
You are familiar with the celebration of Hallowe’en, yes?
It takes place in October.
At the end of October, actually.
Which is not July.
Clearly we need to have a bit of a chat about how the calendar works.
Which we’ll do as soon as I finished my Reese Peanut Butter Cups.