Last night Andrew and I were out for dinner, and a couple walked in to see if there were any free tables. The gentleman was probably early 50s, grey hair, and of average appearance, though clearly fairly well off.

The lady with him, however, caused me to do a double-take. She bore a reasonably strong resemblance to Catherine Zeta Jones, but was, in general, utterly stunning. I would have pegged her to be at least in her mid-40s, but part of why she looked so good, frankly, was that she knew how to look good at her age. She was fit, her hair was a flattering colour, and her clothes and makeup were appropriate. Her face wasn’t baby smooth, or caked in bright colours, nor was she tanned to a fine Corinthian leather. She had the natural look of someone who takes care of herself and is comfortable with where she’s at. Fabulous. Of course, were this California I doubt she’d exist at all. 🙂

I gave a bit of a head flick when I looked at Andrew to indicate that he should look towards the door, and he was in agreement with my reaction to her. No mere MILF, this was a higher echelon. This was Extreme: the XMILF.

Then Andrew mentioned the new term he’d coined when talking to a co-worker: the MICF. A term applied more to the second string, as it were, of Moms I’d Consider Fucking.

Nice.

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