My father has been in possession of Giuseppe for five days. This morning my mother informed me that Giuseppe now has five coats of wax on him (in addition to whatever they did when he was detailed last week).

Because if there’s any car you want gleaming like a showroom-floor Aston Martin DBS that’s been tongue-bathed by fawning acolytes… it’s a 1998 “Alpine Green” Dodge Stratus. 🙂

(Mom did not mention how many coats of turkey fat Dad may have sprayed on the car — he has his own oiling rig, you know — and I was too afear’d to ask…)

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