An email that went out from HR this morning included this line:

“Please see the attached picture of what constitutes a flip flop.”

Even more awesome is that it wasn’t just an attached picture. It was a six-page Word doc containing MANY pictures of flip flops… And another one to show us what constitutes acceptable shorts. What, no Daisy Dukes ?

I’m not sure what causes me more mental anguish, that we have people with degrees and certifications who we pay to create these documents, or that we have people so clueless as to what constitutes appropriate office attire that they need these documents…

Wonder if the girl in raggedy cutoffs and platform flip flops and the guy in torn soccer shorts that I saw today were paying attention…? Of course, neither of them is as awesome as the girl in a blazer and tube top… Rawr!

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