So my hotly anticipated sexilicious red bustier arrived today. I went to the post office, I paid the duty, I brought it home, I opened the package, I tried it on, and… crap.
It doesn’t fit. It’s too big. WAY too big. “Attempting to have it altered would either wreck it or cost more than the damned thing did in the first place” big. Since when do I EVER find lingerie that is too big?
There is no way in hell that the model on the site is wearing either of the sizes available. In fact, for it even to fit like that pinned behind her back she’d have to be build like Barbie. Grr…
Presumably, Dana is in the same boat when hers arrives, since we’re pretty close to the same size. WAAAAAAH!!!