The scene: Shoppers Drug Mart, bath and shower products aisle.
The players: myself and two males, early 20s, one tall white guy (TWG), one shorter Asian guy (SAG), both slightly up-market from Average Guy, but nowhere near gay or even metrosexual.
TWG heads down the aisle to the body wash section. He scans the shelves briefly, sees the one he wants, and takes it.
SAG: You use women’s body wash?
TWG: Yeah, it’s for extra dry skin.
SAG: Dude! You are so tough!