(Stolen, with giggles, from Dana.)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Melle!

  1. Scientists believe that Melle began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
  2. Melle cannot burp – there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
  3. Half a cup of Melle contains only seventeen calories!
  4. The air around Melle is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
  5. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Melle in 1504, after eighteen months work.
  6. Melle can sleep for three and a half years.
  7. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Melle Head.
  8. Melle can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
  9. Melle was declared extinct in 1902.
  10. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Melle, and 400 times smaller.
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1 Comment on Five times the temperature of the sun, bitches!

  1. I can’t decide which one I like best: Melle statue, Mr Melle Head or someone dying of intravenous Melle use… And I think I saw you stuffed at the Natural History Museum.

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