Alright, so I held out on starting Hallowe’en Candy Season until October started, even though technically it starts in the neighbourhood of… Civic Holiday or something now. Then the second the clock ticked over into All Saints Day, it was The Christmas Season. And now, it appears we’re at least a couple weeks into The Easter Season. Easter. With Cadbury Mini Eggs.
EASTER IS APRIL 16th!!! IT’S JANUARY!!!