Gemini (May 21-Jun. 21)
People seem to forget this, but narcissists who need to be the center of attention require an audience. This will play right into what you excel at this week: the ability to enjoy the party without having to be responsible for it. This attitude will lead to warm receptions at social events, as you charm the pants and underpants off everyone with your supremely easy-going attitude. That, and how good you look in tight pants. You are wearing tight pants, aren’t you? No? Well then ask one of these nice people whose pants you just removed with your charm if you can have theirs. With your charisma, you can get away with murder.
Not denying that I like attention, and I’m always game for charming someone out of his/her pants, but the rest? Uh… yeah…