Last year one of the women I work with gave me an ornament she found while shopping in Toronto. She knew I lived with a bulldog. So, naturally, I needed it. Cuz, really, a bulldog fairy in a tiara? Who doesn’t need one? Throw in one of the mini disco balls I got last year, and how can you lose?
In addition, Chris’ mother sends him an ornament every year. She has… precious… taste. Also gracing the front door is a heart-shaped welcome plaque. With snowmen. The snowmen came with… bipolar jester bulldog.