http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0006M81MQ/104-5812114-0679904

Sparkles add texture for exciting stimulation.

Texture, indeed. Because the Bestest Feeling EVER on your most sensitive bits is metal coated in the equivalent of SAND. Sheesh.

1 Comment on Stocking… umm… Stuffers?

  1. You know when someone sends you a birthday card and it has sparkles on it and then you get the sparkles on your face somehow and it is damn near impossible to get them off?

    So, um. no.

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