I was in the ladies room, and there were a couple of call centre girls in there chatting (while in the stalls, natch). And one topic of conversation was, like, how Girl A had wanted to get a tattoo, just a little one on the back of her neck, like a little Chinese symbol that means, like, courage or something? But she knows this other girl, who, like, totally does everything she does, like, if she buys something the other girl will go buy the same thing, you know? And then this girl, like, totally went out and got a tattoo on the back of her neck, but she got an ‘M’, cuz, like, her name starts with ‘M’. So Girl A was, like, a bit ticked, you know? Because, like, it totally shows that the other girl can’t think for herself and has to take everyone else’s ideas, cuz, like, she can’t think for herself and is totally self-conscious…

Head… exploding… with… stupidity and irony…

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