Stolen from Dana and everyone else on the internet.

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the sentence in your blog with these instructions.
5. Don’t search around for the “coolest” book you can find. Do what’s actually closest.

“Alternatively, you can be free standing, legs apart for stability and arms clasped round each other’s buttocks – looking down as you move can be really sensual.”

The New Joy of Sex, baby! Sadly, it’s on a pile that’s been moved around my room for well over a year and that might actually be the first time I’ve cracked the cover. I bet whoever got the gig drawing those illustrations had a helluva good time. 🙂

Dear Daylight

It’s not even 3:30pm. And it’s not yet December. And this is not the Arctic Circle.

Where the hell did you go?