Me, stark naked, on my hands and knees, in my shower (which is not large). One bandanna over my hair, a second over my nose and mouth. The Domestic Bandito! Yellow rubber gloves. Glasses speckled with mildew cleaner, vinegar, and baking soda. Soaking wet, and liberally smeared with the aforementioned cleaning agents, plus assorted shower-resident crud. Alternating between wielding a scrub brush and a big yellow and green scouring sponge.
I am a sexy beast.
However: a) my shower is spotless – who wants to come shower with me?! and b) the “organic” experiment worked – I only used something harsh (basically ammonia mildew cleaner) on the really sentient spots before I started scrubbing, but vinegar and baking soda and elbow grease did a great job everywhere else, and I don’t feel like I’ve been poisoned like I have in the past after that little project.
My list is done!!!
And here is a picture of some of my Market fruit.